Fake Products: Ben & Jerry’s Gulf of Chocolate Spill


Editors Note: The following is a fake product entirely created (poorly) by myself in Photoshop (he can’t afford Photoshop he did it in MS Paint)

Introducing Ben & Jerry’s Gulf of Chocolate Spill

Gulf Of Chocolate Spill

Gulf Of Chocolate Spill

Chocolate Ice cream swirls in vanilla ice cream with hot fudge and chocolate fish and chocolate sea turtles.

As of the writing of this post I have heard no word come out of Ben & Jerry’s regarding the recent oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, although if they did release a limited batch of a similar flavored ice cream where proceeds of every purchase within say the first 3 months goes to fund clean up efforts in the Atlantic, that would be awesome.

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About Michael Kirschner
I am a blogger on http://www.yublog.org/

7 Responses to Fake Products: Ben & Jerry’s Gulf of Chocolate Spill

  1. isochroma says:

    The oilmass grows like a joyous cancer full of many new kinds of life. Welcome to happy motoring.

    It’s time to drive to a slicker, browner future: put your keys in the ignition because Big Oil needs your dollars to make more oily art – gorgeous rainbow-coloured sheens to embarrass the likes of Van Gogh and Matisse.

    For those who have already contributed, thank you for your kind support!

    • Our dependence on Oil whether it be foreign or domestic certainty is a cancer. Oil is a cancer to our environment. Oil is a cancer to our economy, our personal family economies are doomed because gas is to expensive, and it is a cancer to our economy on a national level as it goes to aide foreign governments. Domestic oil may not fund terrorists but it is still an environmental cancer. Coal and nuclear is not that much better either, in fact nuclear may be even worse than oil.

    • Thank you for coming here hopefully you’ll stick around.

  2. isochroma says:

    Cancer always sticks around. It also likes growing. Pretty soon the body politic is one big tumor.

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    • Whoa did I just go back in time? I have to get to the clock tower before the lightning strikes.

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